Things I never thought I'd say....

June 29, 2016

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Things I never thought I'd say...but now say ALL THE TIME now that I'm a mom. Heads up...there's a lot of potty and booty talk that happens in our house.....

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"Please do not kiss my booty. Do not kiss your sister's booty. Do not kiss ANYONE'S BOOTY."

"Did you toot?"

"Please do not toot in my face."

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"...Son of a Digger, Monster Mutt, Thrasher, Black Stallion, Storm Damage, Mohawk Warrior...." (me, listing off all of the names of the monster' trucks)

"You are right. We don't eat poop."

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"Do not sit on your sister."

"Please do not bang on your brother like a drum."

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"Sit on your booty and keep your hands and feet and mouth to yourself."

"Remember, your hands stay out of your pants."

"We do not eat boogers."

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"We do not kiss people's eyeballs."

"When I ask you a question, please answer!"

"Your friend ___________ (sleeps in his own bed, eats all his dinner, sleeps all night...)" basically fill in the blank with anything I want Hudson to do. 

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"Nice boys and girls share their cookies with their mama."

"I can't give the cookie back to you, it's already in my mouth."

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"Friends do not bite friends."

"Please do not color on mommy's legs."

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And my favorite....."Bend over so I can wipe your booty."

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Isn't it crazy the things you say when you are a mom?

In our house, we don't just wipe...we wipe in style. Somethings Hudson needs a little extra help cleaning up himself, if you know what I mean. And ever since we potty trained him, we've stashed these amazing Cottonelle Fresh Care Flushable Cleansing Cloths, and experience a more confident clean. The cloths break down immediately after flushing, which is great because that means they are safe to use with a septic system, which is what we have in our new house! They are also gentle and alcohol-free, so they are great for the entire family. 

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18 Responses to “Things I never thought I'd say....”

  1. Kiss the eyeballs . . . love it, lol!

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  2. Actually, I have had the discussion with Hudson a few times regarding not tooting in my face!!!
    Cute photos.

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  3. These having me rolling! So many of these can be heard over here too. Must be a Mom Club initiation or something ;)

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  4. These are hilarious and all too familiar! Ha.

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  5. We do not kiss eyeballs, lol. So many things I never thought I would say. And what is with booger eating? Come on kid.
    I've been meaning to get these for Aria. She's a fan of using half a roll, I thought a more single wipe type thing would be more kid friendly!

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  6. I'm so glad it isn't just me who says those things. :)

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  7. Dude. I swear Abigail talks about booty's all the freaking time. I've started having to police her use of that kind of talk because OH MY GOSH ENOUGH ALREADY DUDE

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  8. Can you do a post on outdoor toys?

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  9. We love the cottonelle wipes! And there's lots of bathroom talk over here too!

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  10. Haha, so many of these I can relate to! We frequently use the 'Your friend ___ eats like a big girl', etc. :) Nothing like peer pressure at an early age!

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  11. You're right...we do not eat poop. LOL!!!!!

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  12. Hahaha, I loved these! We all say them... x

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  13. Haha yes. I say so many of these... Far too often! ;)

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  14. Haha yes. I say so many of these... Far too often! ;)

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  15. Oh my Lord, I love this. I have caught myself saying things that literally make me go "What the what?" as they're coming out of my mouth. Motherhood. Gotta love it.

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  16. Oh yeah, being a mom is so weird sometimes!

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  17. Oh my goodness! I think "I can't give the cookie back it's in my mouth" might be my favorite thing ever! Can you tell I don't like sharing my cookies? :)

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