Actual words that have come out of my mouth this week

July 24, 2014

"eat your popcorn" at 9:30 a.m.

"we don't throw trucks at people" 

  "nice boys share their cookies"
 
"don't touch the poo poo"

"we don't throw books at people"

Me: "green tomatoes are yucky...let's just pick the red ones"
Hudson: "yellow!!!!"
Me: "whatever"

"we don't throw spatulas at people"

"kitties do not like hugs"

Me: "Hudson, did you poo poo?"
Hudson: "NO"
Me: "then what smells so stinky?"
Hudson: "poo poo"
 

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23 Responses to “Actual words that have come out of my mouth this week”

  1. Loved reading this! Lilly is just starting to talk and I love it-Can't wait until we have little conversations similar to this with eachother! Only, I imagine I will be telling her not to throw things (x,y,z...) at her brother, not just people-ha! Love all of H's outfits too! Do you plan on or ever sell things he has outgrown?

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  2. If it makes you feel any better I have to tell me 14 year old students that we "don't throw _______ at people" almost on a daily basis!

    :)

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  3. Oh yes! My son thinks poop is the funniest word. Of course he'll tell me right after he does it. Also, when we are peeing on the potty he says it and then passes gas and thinks that is then the funniest thing in the world. BOYS :) And they don't grow out of that

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  4. "Kittes don't like hugs." Haha! You could've fooled my kiddo. Too cute.

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  5. This was great! I especially love the last one- that's hilarious!

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  6. Pretty sure nice boys go and fetch you a cookie while eating theirs... No one shares cookies ;)

    Love this. Ah, life with a toddler!

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  7. LOL loved this! Seems like cutie Hudson is in the throwing stage. Jonah throws EVERYTHING! By the way, the popcorn at Target is genius! I'm totally doing that when I go with the kids.

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  8. LOL- love this post and hearing about his little personality developing! :) Nothing wrong with popcorn at 9:30am btw ;)

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  9. HAHAH!! This is so precious! I had to tell one of my 16 years old student not to throw books at others. If only the words "Nice boys" had any effect! Your little one is the cutest!! :)

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  10. Hahahaha! I'm guessing you're going through a "throw EVERYTHING" stage??? But I've gotta tell you, he is A-DOR-able!

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  11. Hahhaa...the things that come out of our mouths...I think our most recent was "Abbie, don't put your cookie on the cat..."

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  12. I hope you keep track of stuff like this all the time... it'd make a great book one day :)

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  13. Thank you for sharing! I think I said 99% of those at my hosue this week and am laughing with such joy that other mom's say the same thing.

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  14. Love. I'm always laughing at the stuff that comes out of my mouth these days. Crazy kiddos.

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  15. The popcorn made me LOL

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  16. I've been known to open some snack or the other when they're shopping with me... desperate times!!!!

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  17. Oh girl, we eat popcorn at 930 AM somedays too! No shame! Haha these made me laugh out loud!

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  18. I think I have said a few of those lines this week too!!

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  19. Great post! Laughing out loud at the last one

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  20. HAHAHA these are too good. Have to love toddlers.

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  21. Oh my gosh, these are amazing! I think my favorite is "we don't throw spatulas at people" . LOL. I see a theme here...

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  22. Ha! You seriously have me laughing! I wish I had a tape recorder to hear all the crazy stuff I've said in the last 2 or so years!

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