We like clean bums and we can not lie

April 11, 2014

I know, I know....no 5 on Friday today. Shocker! But I promise the world will go on. Today we have something serious to discuss.....today we're talking about tushies....bottoms.....bums.....booties.....lower cheeks.....your butt....whatever you want to call it. That's right, I went there.

Are you ready?

My booty has high standards. I like the fancy toilet paper. I stock our bathroom with Cottonelle....because that's a sign of a mama and wife who cares, right? Nice toilet paper? My friend's at Cottonelle love tushies too....so they came up with flushable cleansing wipes and clean care toilet paper. Genius I tell you.

Hudson has the cutest little tushy I've ever seen. Of course we use baby wipes to, well, you know, wipe his bottom. But that got me to thinking...what about my lower cheeks? Whoever dreamed up the baby wipe is a genius. It's kind of like pampering for your booty. If you are a mom then you know how great a wipe is...why not use them on yourself? Is that too gross? Did I cross the line with all of you? I hope not because let's be real...everyone reading right now totally thinks this is a genius idea. Am I right? Cottonelle makes a new flushable cleansing wipe you can use on yourself. Why didn't I think of that?

We like clean bums and we can not lie. We also like playing with toilet paper. Just keepin' it real.

Who's with me?

There is a coupon for $1.50 off Cottonelle toilet paper and flushable wipes on their facebook page! Go save some money...and keep your booty clean.

Fresh Care Flushable Cleansing Cloths
- Flushable
- Break up after flushing
- Sewer- and septic-safe
- Alcohol-free
- OneTouch dispensing tub
- Great for the entire family

Clean Care Toilet Paper
- Strong and effective for a confident clean
- Tuggable, huggable softness that goes a long way
- Two-ply
- Pairs well with Cottonelle Flushable Cleansing Cloths for the ultimate in clean

This post is sponsored by Cottonelle, but my love for a clean booty is all my own!

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8 Responses to “We like clean bums and we can not lie”

  1. We heart cottonelle up in here too... Nothing else compares for our lower cheeks ;)

  2. You are hilarious and make me lol. Clean bums for the win!!! xx

  3. Clean bums for the win for sure!!! And in the spirit of owning it, I totally buy the cleansing wipes! Extra special love for the bum right!?!?

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  5. Cottonelle is the best!

  6. He's such a cutie! TP makes for a fun toy -- just ask Owen!

  7. We love Cottonelle in our house too:) Thanks for sharing the coupon, Julie!


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